B.O.N.E.S

Doctor: Did you know that there are more than 1,000 bones in the human body?

Tom: Shhh, doctor! My dog’s outside in the waiting room!

Opht-Jok

Patient to optometrist: I’m very worried about the outcome of this operation, doctor. What are the chances?

Optometrist to patient: Don’t worry, you won’t be able to see the difference.

Better Unspoken

There are many things that better to be remained silent or keep it to oneself